With a sexy smile, she said to me “Kiss me where the sun don’t shine.” …so I booked us two tickets for a December holiday… Read More »With a sexy smile, she said to me “Kiss me where the sun don’t…
If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach? Trigonometry. There’s a lot of sin involved.
If no woman gives me sex soon I will take matters into my own hands!
Ignore the ‘Best Before date’ on baked beans… They are pretty much the worst thing you can eat before going on a date…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi. “Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and… Read More »I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. For example, now you’re thinking—-it’s spelled psychic, moron.
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep? Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Whoever called them Kegels…. And not puss-ups really missed out