People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve had a cannon printer… Read More »People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to represent externally how they feel on the inside … fake.
Today, the girl next door gave me her number and said I could call her any time. I looked at her and said: “Well, that’s… Read More »Today, the girl next door gave me her number and said I could…
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex
I told my therapist that I feel like I’m living in a sitcom. And then about 30 people laughed.
I asked a time traveller when will I get a girlfriend. He said he can’t travel that far in future.
There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she ignores the opposite gender for a while It’s called men-on-pause
Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow I’m going to turn it on.
– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!” –… Read More »– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes!