Author: thefun
@lilapre
My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for eating chips at work. “John, you’re a fucking croupier!”
@Strype
20-years together and the Missus still gets upset if I use her toothbrush…. So, if anyone knows another way to get dog shit off my trainers, I’m all ears.
@Vegetable-Grand6930
We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my money and now I am being arrested.
@supernurse
The fun part about your 50’s is waking up thinking you’re hungover but then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now…
Big thanks
I’d like to see the guy who invented beer and ask him what’s he working on now.
@Jeep
Life insurance in a nutshell… The insurance agent is betting that you live, you’re betting that you die… and you hope that he wins.
@vartha
Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian roulette.” Friend: “You don’t have any brothers.” Me: “Right.”
Zoom webinar
still to come
A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.