A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her.… Read More »A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
After a long night of frenzied, hot and passionate love making, a guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s bedside table. He… Read More »don`t worry!
I was hoping after coronavirus…. … there would be no more monkey business.
If you don’t know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist… congratulations, you’re doing great!
How does every Mexican joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
There is a cure for nymphomania, but it’s expensive. It can be cheap, but most people want a big ceremony, open bar at the reception,… Read More »Wedding joke
When I was a kid, I was told that bad people would come up to me on the street and offer me drugs, booze, and… Read More »I’m still waiting…for the boze at least
They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph. I’m clearly not average then… My new girlfriend has been with a lot of guys and… Read More »They say that the average man ejaculates at 20mph.
As my daughter was walking out the door to go on her first date, in my best grumpy old tough guy dad voice, I growled,… Read More »Her home
My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.
Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday. She used her chopsticks to knit a sweater out of her noodles.
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it will be a very quick death.”
I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3 trips to carry $100 worth of groceries, now I can do… Read More »I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3…
A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar. the dog says ” you think YOUR wife is a Bitch ? “
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.
our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “
What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life? Memmaries…
How do you know if you bought good fireworks ? the owner of the store gives you a high four
I believe in love at first sight… But science calls it an erection.
One of my books just had a four-star review! The reviewer said “This book is ****”
So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed… Read More »Unexpectedly early
Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year. Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins… before I got bored… Read More »Motivation
I’ve done a hundred pull ups today….. This new belt is a crap!
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He… Read More »We’ll never know