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Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow I’m going to turn it on.

– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!” –… Read More »– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes!

Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”

All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging….. …..And I was right.

I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing… It’s hilarious to see them fight back the tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.

The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals on his boat.

My new year’s resolution for 2023 Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in… Read More »My new year’s resolution for 2023 Is to accomplish the goals of…

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE I know im early but i suffer from premature congratulation.

I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on Christmas Eve and didn’t get back until this afternoon… When I arrived… Read More »I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on…

I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.