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@woodyloco

– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!” –… Read More »@woodyloco

@woodyloco

Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”

@supernurse

All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging….. …..And I was right.

@Gizmo

I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing… It’s hilarious to see them fight back the tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.

@Jeep

The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals on his boat.

@ChrisNewton

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE I know im early but i suffer from premature congratulation.

@Strype

I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on Christmas Eve and didn’t get back until this afternoon… When I arrived… Read More »@Strype

@Ochib

I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

@MO

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away? I’ve never run so fast.