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Anything is possible. Tenderly, gently and a little trotil.
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My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some…
My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some people are fucking idiots!” I replied, “I know, I’m one of them”
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t… Read More »My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob.
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob. I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.
A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison. A man called his twin brother from prison. “Hey remember when we were kids and use to… Read More »A man called his twin brother from prison.
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek? With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or… Read More »What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you. Introvert: It’s a pressure to meet you.
I just walked into a restaurant.
I just walked into a restaurant. They asked if I had any reservations. I said yes, I heard the reviews were shit.
Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it…
Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it dawned on me that life is fine, I need a break from… Read More »Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it…
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling. I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i