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Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?” Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”
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Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. –… Read More »JOKESTER
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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER
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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.
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Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!
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We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay? ~NSA
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…. shave your Valentines gift.
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“Head & Shoulders” for guys it’s a shampoo. For fat chicks, a selfie.
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Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?
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Telling her to calm down is child’s play, if you really want to see her lose her shit tell her that she’s acting like her… Read More »JOKESTER