A redditor come back home
A redditor come back home just to find all of his heaters are gone but doesn’t know who took themEdit: thanks for the cold stranger
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You wanna see my belt of watches?
Nevermind it would be a waist of time
Why is Donald Trump happy about the impeachment result?
Because it’s the first time he’s gotten the most votes.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two tyred…
Why I love this community, this player revived my horse after he accidentally downed it
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The President has been impeached.
“But that doesn’t mean he’s removed office”But he probably doesn’t know that. He might pack up and leave tonight!
Trump was right he did win the popular vote
At his impeachment trial
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-ish Presley
What do Mt Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Some people are so ignorant about anatomy.
Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.
What happens when you don’t pay an exorcist for an exorcism?
You get repossessed!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
THE BP STATION!!!
Should anti-semitism include other ethnicities who are semitic?
I don’t see why not, if Jewishness is an ethnicity then it would fall under “racism” but anti semitism refers to prejudice and hatred of… Read More »Should anti-semitism include other ethnicities who are semitic?
Two senators are arguing about a healthcare bill
Senator 1 says “The thing is, I don’t believe that we can vote for this bill if we aren’t consulted by a group of medical… Read More »Two senators are arguing about a healthcare bill
What kind of pencils do toilets use?
Number 2 pencils
What’s the difference between money and dead bodies?
I don’t have a pile of money in my basement
normal people : “You’re welcome.”
Yoda : “come, will you ?”
“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.
Can finally say I’m single by choice
Women’s choice.
My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
What’s worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson’s lap?
Still sitting on it when he stands up
I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke”.
Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him… Read More »A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
Can anxiety cause speech problems
Age: 22 Height/Weight: 5 foot 7, 213 lbs Medication: None Duration: Three months at leastI’ve been a bit of a nervous wreck these last couple… Read More »Can anxiety cause speech problems
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car