The leprechaun makes a deal with the man. If the man let’s him go he’ll grant the man 3 wishes. The man agrees and states… Read More »A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can… Read More »A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Not the alien, an extra testicle..
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling… Read More »My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No… Read More »There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
A womandalorian.
That’s all, it’ll change nothing
Trump replies Im peach ed.
Because he asked: “Why are you fucking gay peop–” before getting strangled.
I had already made a post about this but it go no responses so I will do it again.I am getting into rocket league editing… Read More »Send me replays!
Looks like he’s won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
in a far away land there was a noble king and his beautiful, pregnant wife. The king was much loved by his people, but he… Read More »Once upon a time
A Boomarangatang
They wanted to get the scoop.
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
Donald replied, “It’s not orange I’m peached”.
They are both meant for the kids but it’s usually the dad that ends up playing with them.
Well at least he finally won the popular vote
Or a merry impeachment?I wouldn’t want to offend anyone.
He was already an orange.
Finally, I’m sick of him looking like an orange
Luckily I happened to be up practicing my trumpet
He was a one-trick pony.
“Amish my parents”
Hi hungry,I’m peached.
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