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Work mode activated. Work mode initialized. Error 4321: could not find “motivation.exe.” A fatal error has occurred. Activating sleep mode.
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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate when talking to women.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary
What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous
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A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy “Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but… Read More »JOKESTER
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Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu ?
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Everyone is talking about the Corona virus like it’s going to be the plague of the century. I’m not worried about it lasting too long.… Read More »JOKESTER
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People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
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Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks.
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You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.
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A tornado has been referred to as a finger of GOD… Suddenly the heavens open up… “THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, THAT IS NOT MY FINGER.”