The leprechaun makes a deal with the man. If the man let’s him go he’ll grant the man 3 wishes. The man agrees and states “for my first wish I’ll have a pint of Guinness that never runs out”. The leprechaun wiggles his fingers and… Bam! A glass of Guinness appears. The man drinks it down, and it refills, he drinks another, and another. The leprechaun getting impatent says “I don’t got all day here what’s the other wishes?”. The man thinks for a minute and says “ah shite I guess I’ll take two more of these”.
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