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We accidentally shot down that airliner and killed all 176 people onboard. -Iran But you should let us have nuclear weapons. -also Iran
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Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. I’m guessing that the candles are… Read More »JOKESTER
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i saw a sign in the hospital this morning that read ‘family planning – use the rear entrance’ thats damn good advice, i thought!
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I was showing my grandpa what YouTube was and he said that he couldn’t imagine what his childhood would’ve been like if he had that,… Read More »JOKESTER
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Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy,… Read More »Good News Bad News
Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, “I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha.”
So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don’t know what’s funny!
Why didn’t the 11 ants get let into the ant hill?
Because the ant hill is for ten ants only.
I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers…
Like you don’t see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti…
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
The FBI, CIA, and KGB are trying to prove which one of them is the best at catching their targets.
The task is to go into a forest and capture the rabbit in there.The FBI goes in, they place inside operatives into the animal kingdom,… Read More »The FBI, CIA, and KGB are trying to prove which one of them is the best at catching their targets.