A fancy-sounding Hispanic name
A need a Hispanic name that sounds very noble, the kind of name you hear and thinks “That’s somebody important”, a name that could easily… Read More »A fancy-sounding Hispanic name
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How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
They fill your bottles with tears.
Alcohol ruins lives I’m not here to get preachy so heres my storyMy dad is an alcoholic, comes home late and drunk never has time… Read More »They fill your bottles with tears.
Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other
How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option
High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are… Read More »High IQ
Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
Two for the price of one!
A man walks into a bar after stealing 20% of my couch.Ouch.
I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…
What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
A man was getting ready to go down on a gal…
He said,”damn you got a big vagina, damn you got a big vagina.””She said,”you didn’t have to say it twice.”He said,”I didn’t!”
How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you
My sister needs help in buying headphones.
My sister is looking for a new pare of headphones. She has traditionally only bought Beats, and I was trying to persuade her not to… Read More »My sister needs help in buying headphones.
Merry Christmas everybody!
One day four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to… Read More »Merry Christmas everybody!
I once dated a girl with a lazy eye
Turned out she was seeing someone else on the side.
Why can’t a vegetarian sushi roll be a musician?
It doesn’t have a tuna
Why does McConnell have any sway over the Senate trial?
Maybe I need a Civics class refresher, but if the Chief Justice presides over Senate trials for impeachment, why does the Senate Majority Leader have… Read More »Why does McConnell have any sway over the Senate trial?
My son turned in his art assignment and his teacher said, “Bobby, this page has nothing on it?”
He replied, “Yes it does, I drew a blank.”
I just realized something…
So, in SAO, we all know PKing was frowned upon by the system. HOWEVER, Kayaba set himself as the final boss and expected to die… Read More »I just realized something…
Does Vladimir r fully benefit from ravenous hunter?
Since Vlad r is a aoe spell but also applies to each person and deals damage individually im confused on whether or not it heals… Read More »Does Vladimir r fully benefit from ravenous hunter?
Don’t you hate it when you take a dump and realize you didn’t wipe too good?
Such a shitty feeling
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.