(pull your shirt collar forward and look inside)
Now, spell attic in capitals
thefun
My blood tests came back positive.
I definitely have blood.
What’s the worst part about having sex with a miner?
Their headlamp always shines right in your eyes!!
A ham goes to the doctors
Ham: Hey doc, tell me, am I going to be alright?Doctor: You’re cured
A country singers truck
With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response-ability.
3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue… Read More »3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
I was embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Why the political leaders of drawing utensils avoid supporting gay pride movement?
Most of the rulers are straight.
Mom has a kid.
A mom has a kid.One day, the dad is changing the diaper on the countertop.He finished, and left half of the shit on the counter.It… Read More »Mom has a kid.
So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
I just got these thoughts, coming up, on another night. Nowadays I do not trust myself, so I sleep with a knife. I cared about… Read More »So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
Perfect vision
There are two islands out there where one is always one day ahead of the other but it is only a 15 minute boat ride… Read More »Perfect vision
Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”
Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?
Spelling the word panda is easy;
You just need the letter P and A.
I’m so broke
You can call me saint nickel-less.
Reddit is just left wing 4chan
Reddit is full of sniveling sycophants who want nothing more than to remain in thier echo chambers and never have thier ideas or beliefs challenged.… Read More »Reddit is just left wing 4chan
How is Shawarma in your city?
I live in Hyderabad and shawarma here is a classic cheap Lebanese fusion. its usually rolled in either a samoli bun (french bun), rumali roti,… Read More »How is Shawarma in your city?
My wife always has a headache when I come home from work. I asked her if I could help her get rid of it.
She said, “Yes, leave the room.”
Randomgroup has been created
Put anything random memes jokes anything like that
Police were investigating a murder in Ten City…
The victim was Andrew Pun, and the suspects were his family members. They were extremely wealthy, and had a pure blood line spanning out across… Read More »Police were investigating a murder in Ten City…
A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty… Read More »A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
What’s osama bin laden favorite football team
The New York jets