Star Wars and Giant Space Lasers
Still a better love Story than twilight
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Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbour recognise him?
Because he’s been living under a rock
What do rhinoceroses have that no other animal does?
Baby rhinoceroses.
I drew a large picture of a small skinned fish.
It’s not a scale drawing.
I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes.
All the way to the butt.
When they have a snoring problem
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Laser printing
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What is worser that finding a worm in Apple ?
Finding a half of worm
I used to think consent was only verbal
But the other day I was sleeping with a woman. I asked her if she was into butt stuff. She didn’t respond one way or… Read More »I used to think consent was only verbal
Living in London society in “1984” be like…
“Begone, thoughts!”
How to improve pitch and be able to hit note after note right?
What is the faster way to do that? Any exercises for practice? Thanks in advance.
I am almost sure that I shouldn’t be driving my crappy car around town.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
What’s the difference between a Christmas wish and a ramp in a swine pen?
One is for figgy pudding and the other is for piggy footing.I’m a dad!
Your penis can grow in length and has a prehensile function
It is strong enough to be used to swing around like spiderman, but you can only use it in open spaces.
Who is the author of “Puberty”?
Dr. I. C. More Hair
Imagine watching R rated SHAZAM movie
This joke was made by sad MARVEL fans.
Why did the electrician punch a hole in the wall?
He needed an outlet.
I can see 2 weeks into the future.
I have 2020 vision
A man was feeling ill whenever he woke up in the morning
So he went to the doctors and the doctor told him to wake up in the evening.
Mexicans
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It feels great to switch from light mode to dark mode.
Once you go black you never go back.
How did the lesbian stop the dam from breaking?
They kept their finger in the dike
Y’all should try this
If you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth – just like a garbage bin.?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?He was feeling Chunky.
(pull your shirt collar forward and look inside)
Now, spell attic in capitals
My blood tests came back positive.
I definitely have blood.
What’s the worst part about having sex with a miner?
Their headlamp always shines right in your eyes!!
A ham goes to the doctors
Ham: Hey doc, tell me, am I going to be alright?Doctor: You’re cured
A country singers truck
With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.