A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach.
A gorgeous blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes.“Have you ever had a hug?” She… Read More »A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach.
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A skeleton walks into a bar,
he orders a beer and a mop
“I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia.”
“Wait, I can explain everything!”
What do Melania and the Donald have in common?
They’re both fucking stupid.
If I put self raising flour on it…
Does that mean I still have to pay child support?
I hit a new high today, but my wife tells me that it’s actually the lowest I’ve ever been.
Turns out substance abuse isn’t a joke.
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm
”two beers, ” he says ”one for me, and one for the road.”
What’s the difference between choking fetish and necrophilia?
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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment complex on his own. He proudly went down to the foyer to put his name on his mailbox.
While he was there, a stunning young blonde came out of the apartment and walked down to the mailboxes, wearing only a bathrobe.The young man… Read More »A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment complex on his own. He proudly went down to the foyer to put his name on his mailbox.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask him politely.