When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
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What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him… Read More »A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
Can anxiety cause speech problems
Age: 22 Height/Weight: 5 foot 7, 213 lbs Medication: None Duration: Three months at leastI’ve been a bit of a nervous wreck these last couple… Read More »Can anxiety cause speech problems
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car
A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
The leprechaun makes a deal with the man. If the man let’s him go he’ll grant the man 3 wishes. The man agrees and states… Read More »A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can… Read More »A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I’ve got an E.T..
Not the alien, an extra testicle..
Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling… Read More »My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No… Read More »There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
What do you call a feminist mandalorian?
A womandalorian.
Trump got impeached…
That’s all, it’ll change nothing
Ed the reporter asks Donald Trump. “Trump why are you so orange?”
Trump replies Im peach ed.
Why did the wire kill the telephone?
Because he asked: “Why are you fucking gay peop–” before getting strangled.
Send me replays!
I had already made a post about this but it go no responses so I will do it again.I am getting into rocket league editing… Read More »Send me replays!
Trump has finally been impeached.
Looks like he’s won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
Once upon a time
in a far away land there was a noble king and his beautiful, pregnant wife. The king was much loved by his people, but he… Read More »Once upon a time
What do you call an ape that explodes, but comes back
A Boomarangatang
Why did the journalist go to the ice-cream parlor?
They wanted to get the scoop.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
A reporter asked Donald Trump why his was so orange.
Donald replied, “It’s not orange I’m peached”.
What do toy trains and titties have in common?
They are both meant for the kids but it’s usually the dad that ends up playing with them.
Donald John Trump is the 3rd President in American history to be impeached
Well at least he finally won the popular vote
Is it a happy impeachment
Or a merry impeachment?I wouldn’t want to offend anyone.
Donald J. Trump has been impeached
He was already an orange.
Trump has been Impeached
Finally, I’m sick of him looking like an orange