I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
thefun
Me: “I’m not gonna click that.”
Blurred image with NSFW tag : “No you will.”
What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
I have to say after watching the impeachment voting…
This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the… Read More »two homeless blondes
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”
Be honest JJ Abrams, Palpatine was not part of the original plan
Rian Johnson fucked up and you did fan service to try and work back fans and you failed miserably
Why are niggas scared of lawnmowers and chainsaws?
RRRRUUNNNN – nigganigganigaanigga
what did the librarian say after the suicidal kid tried to borrow a book on how to commit suicide
“Fuck no I know you’re not going to return it”
It’s hard to tell jokes/puns to kleptomaniacs,
Since they take things literally.
When life gives you melons
you’re dyslexic
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Because its RAW!
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day
Then when I looked again it said ‘thick cut’
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang came back
You know why black people love watching sports?
Easy, cause they dominate that shit.It’s the same reason white people watch the History Channel.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
If I rubbed sanitizer containing ethanol on paint containing mercury, what’s the chance I created ethyl mercury?
Hey there folks! If I were to rub hand sanitizer on paint containing mercury, would ethyl mercury be formed, poisoning me?
Re-examining the legacy of Princess Diana
Researchers have concluded that compared to other royals her legacy was head and shoulders apartAt least, that’s how they found her on the dashboard.
Last night marks the first time in history
A President was Imoranged.
How does Obi-Wan Kenobi punish his kids?
He high grounds them
My son just learned that 2+7 is 3!
I really need to work on his penmanship…
I developed a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
You won’t get sick from eating twelve eggs.
A dozen-egg-cyst doesn’t exist.
Trump and Clinton have now one thing in common
They are both impeached.
Tulsi Gabbard Voted “Present” on the Trump Impeachment
Glad to see at least one Politician with some Holiday Spirit
Baseball in heaven.
Two senior baseball fans John and Greg always wondered if the game of baseball existed in heaven.So they made a pact. “Whoever out of us… Read More »Baseball in heaven.