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[XB1}[D2} LF2M Last Wish Morgeth checkpoint and egg
At Morgeth with egg wish in place.GT: crepeau
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I took a dump in the bushes because the only toilet available was charging $0.10 to enter
I ain’t paying for that shit
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A man went to prison
On his first night in his cell block he heard other inmates shout what seemed like random numbers, and everyone started laughing. This went on for a while but he couldn’t make sense of itThe next day he asked another inmate:What’s with all the numbers they shouted last night? Why were you guys laughing?Some of us have been here for a long time and decided to number our jokes so we don’t have to tell the whole thing every time, everyone knows which ones are which. You’ll learn!At night a few days later he decided to partake. He waited for a lull in the laughter and shouted “eighty-five”!The whole place went crazy! People were crying with laughter, some even fainted!Confused with the reaction, he asked the guy in the next cell:What the hell just happened? Still giggling the inmate answered:You’re a funny guy, we never heard that one before!
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Why was 10 crying?
He was right in the middle of 9/11
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For current high school juniors and seniors. The Bank of America Student Leaders application is open and a great opportunity with a 9 week (well paid) summer internship and an all expenses paid summit in DC.
Prior Student Leader
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What do you call an expert fisherman?
A master baiter
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I don’t understand school shooter jokes
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye.
They were dentical twins.
Jokes
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