Jokes

The boy sees a worm trying to crawl into an anthill. “I bet fifty bucks that I can get that worm into that anthill!” says the boy. “Your on,” says the grandfather. “That worm is too wiggly.”The boy runs into the house, comes back with a can of hairspray, and sprays it on the worm until the worm is as straight and stiff as a board. The old man pays his grandson fifty dollars.At dinner time, the man gives the boy another fifty dollars. “I though you already gave me my fifty bucks!” says the boy. “I did,” says the grandfather. “This is from your granny.”