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I was going to post a time travelling joke.
But you guys didn’t like it.
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I got fired at the calendar factory today
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off
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If you enjoy 2020
Don’t worry because 2022 will be 2020 too.
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Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery
As they get closer to the surface, the first mole in the line sniffs deeply and says, “Mmmmm, I smell cookies!”They dig a big further, and the second mole raises his noise and says, “Wow, I smell cake!”The dig goes on another few minutes, and the third mole finally smells something and says, “I smell frosting!”The mole in the back is growing discouraged, and exclaims, “All I smell is mole asses!”
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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
Every day I’m thankful that I live in Scotland.
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When I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will be
“You guys want to see a dead body?”
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dad joke
what are you if you put a picture of yourself in a locketindependent
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A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Lookong for an excuse to talk to her, he turns to her and says “Wow your perfume smells amazing! Could you please tell me what brand it is so that I can gift it to my sister?”The woman turns to him and says “Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Some idiot might find an excuse to talk to her!”
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Got an ice cream for my girlfriend
Best trade i ever made.
Jokes
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