Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.
Popular collections: 100 dad jokes · 100 husband and wife jokes · 88 walks into a bar jokes · 86 office jokes · 72 computer jokes · 68 funny animal jokes · 64 medical jokes · 60 Christmas jokes
-
A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.
I said that’s dumb because she might get pregnant.
-
In America, dogs are K9.
In China, dogs are E10.
(don’t start wit the bats)
-
Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, England
I don’t know what I’m going to do in the mean time
-
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
“Sweet!”, he replied. “I won $20. Here’s $10. Now bugger off.”
-
I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
-
Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?
They became transparent.
-
When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
-
Asked my bud what he’d do if the 1st Amendment was abolished.
He couldn’t say
-
If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress