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  • JOKESTER

    Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?”

    Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”

  • JOKESTER

    Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub.
    – Hiring adults to act like teens.
    – Have lots of family issues.
    – Keep remaking similar content.
    – Lots of teen users.
    – Fun for the whole family.

  • JOKESTER

    My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive.

    Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my wife and there wasnt an expensive leak.

    ???

  • JOKESTER

    Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat…

    ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.

  • JOKESTER

    Me: This weed is shit!!
    ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!

  • JOKESTER

    We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay?

    ~NSA

  • JOKESTER

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but….

    shave your Valentines gift.

  • JOKESTER

    “Head & Shoulders” for guys it’s a shampoo. For fat chicks, a selfie.

  • JOKESTER

    Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?

  • JOKESTER

    Telling her to calm down is child’s play, if you really want to see her lose her shit tell her that she’s acting like her mother.