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What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a…
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress?
Error in connecting to the server
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L finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt .
l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the air conditioning up higher.
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Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
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I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday…
I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday…
My kleptomania is really getting out of hand…
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Box or wrestle
waitress said ” you wanna box for your leftovers ? ”
I said “No , but I’ll wrestle you for the check ! ‘
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Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely.
Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his existence with.
God answers “of course, I can create a being that will support you no matter what you do, provide for you, and never argue”.
Adam is excited and asks “that sounds perfect, what will it cost me”
“An arm and a leg”
“….what can I get for a rib?”
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The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant.
The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant.
I don’t want it.
But he changed my mind.
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A man walks into a store.
A man walks into a store. The cashier sayes “Sir you will need to put a mask on”. The man replies”Ouh shoot almost forgot, thanks”. The man puts on the mask and pulls out a gun, and yells out “ALRIGHT EVERYONE HAND OVER YOUR WALLETS!”
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I married a nymphomaniac.
I married a nymphomaniac. Now after 5 years of marriage, the nympho is gone.
And I’m left with the maniac.