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Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Me: We did a guessing game
Mom: But I thought you had a math exam.
Me: That’s right!
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What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common?
When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money
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Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice…
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced
by a musical instrument.
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Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage.
Husband : well no one did , I didn’t need one since there was no headache!
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If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
You will have company
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What’s the difference between USA and USB?
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.
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Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.
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I needed a password eight characters long.
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
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So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just…
So much nudity online these days . . .
. . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.
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