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My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.
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Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special.
I said yeah
He said, today is special.
I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.
The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.
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A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams.
A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams.
That is why I keep sleeping.
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I got a world map for my wall, I’m going to put pins in all the…
I got a world map for my wall, I’m going to put pins in all the places I’ve traveled to …
… but first, I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
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I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun.
I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun.
It can’t be hard to join
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What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a…
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress?
Error in connecting to the server
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L finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt .
l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the air conditioning up higher.
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Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
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I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday…
I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday…
My kleptomania is really getting out of hand…
Jokes
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