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scheme
I went to great effort to kill my wife recently, with a completely untraceable poison obtained from a plant that grows for just two weeks on the eastern side of a Peruvian mountain.Read More »scheme
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present
Wife:”Don’t open that wardrobe! your birthday present is in there!”
Me:*opening the door*”Too late…this is the stupidest present ever!”Me: “Why the fuck would I want a naked milkman?”
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master
My wife cames home to find me watching the football game….
Wife: “you turn that game off and go and do the dishes!!
Me: *throwing down the remote control* “you listen to me, Im the head of household, I make the decision around here… Im going to do the laundry 1st then iron and finally the dishes!!!”
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weird
As my teenage neighbour put her jumper back on, I looked at her and said, “Please don’t tell anyone about this, they’d think I’m a fucking weirdo”
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no way
A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of a sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the distance.
He takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned his parents many years ago. So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that he wants to avenge the death of his parents.
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translation
I’m pretty sure Jägermeister translates to “I didn’t want to be productive tomorrow anyway”.
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true love
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.
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entertainment
Me: Dad does mom ever get jealous?
Dad: Your mom doesn’t mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
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question
I’ve been with my girlfriend for around 4 years, so last night I finally popped the question.
…Why the fuck are we still together?
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make fun
I tried to convince my little girl that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants.
…But she didn’t buy it. She’s still making fun of me.