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I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.
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freak
No, I don’t want to come to your cat’s birthday party…you freak. My dog’s getting married that weekend.
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Officer: “Blow into this” JB: *starts unzipping officers pants*…
Officer: “Blow into this”
JB: *starts unzipping officers pants*
Officer: “No! No! WTF!?”
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what to say
I got fired at work today.
My boss said my communication skills were awful.
I didn’t know what to say to that.
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texting
I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test.
She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.
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everything
Our little girl is growing up! Monica Lewinsky turned 50 recently.
It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.
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good signal
Just as I was thinking that technology ruined the art of conversation, my date looked up at me and smiled.
“This is a fantastic restaurant,” she said. “The WiFi signal is brilliant.”
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“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” -How ballet was…
“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” -How ballet was invented.
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taste
I have good taste I just don’t have the money to prove it!