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What did the ice say to the water?
Nothing. It is very cold
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Fear of the show friends
Me: I’m afraid of the show FriendsTherapist: Dont worry I’ll be there for youMe: screams
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Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!!!”. I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
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A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see 3 large empty canvas bags. They each hide in one of them. Minutes later the police officers enter the barn. They search all around and finally get to the three bags. The police starts kicking the bag that contained the brunette so she starts : BARK BARK! The police concluded the bag contained puppies. Then they started kicking the bag that contained the readhead. In response she started :MIAU MIAU! The police concluded that the bag contained kittens. Then they started kicking the last bag that contained the blonde. She replied : POTATOES!
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In 2020 we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision
I can see it clearly.
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A morning kiss with a tight hug is a best feeling in the world
Unless you are in prison!!
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Why are there so many tailors in France?
Because that’s where the pro fitter roles are.
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Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?
To get to the other… Sa’id…
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Chicken Tenders
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My wife was mad that she couldn’t tickle me while she was breastfeeding our child
I said “that sucks.”
Jokes
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