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  • A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.

    The priest says, “Bless you sister, please tell me your sins.”The lady says, “Oh, Father, I’m not here to confess. I just wanted to let you know that I’m a vegan.”

  • Sidemen v Others (Sorry Callux)

    Others: Got a new song incoming stay tuned to my main channelSidemen: Our songs will be posted on our second channel

  • Ready? On Three: why does every French cat drown?

    Un, Deux, Trois… Cat sank

  • Wow these kenyans run so fast.

    Dude they do naerobics.

  • What’s another term for an unpaid internship?

    A preoccupation.

  • People’s Postcode Lottery?

    Is this nonsense? Does anyone win? Do you do it?

  • I dont like to sit infront of people that talk too much.

    But when I do I just go, hey man, you want some taffy.

  • Just water for me, please

    An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at a local pub near their hotel. The bartender asks the American what he will have. – I’ll have a Budweiser, he answered, the best beer in the world. Next to be asked was the Dutchman. – I’ll have a Heineken, the only beer in the world, he replayed. The bartender turned to the Irishman and repeated the question. – Oh, started the Irishman, I guess I’ll just have a glass of water, like these girls are having.

  • What did the sorority girl say when she saw Santa delivering presents?

    “Yassss, Sleigh bitch!”

  • Palette Cleanser

    The first time Charlie ate dinner with his girlfriend’s family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup for the whole family. The dad, mom, and little brother were all there. Although Charlie couldn’t identify the exact contents, it smelled pretty good, and Charlie hadn’t eaten all day. Everyone was eager to eat too, so they all dug in with gusto.Charlie dug in too…and grimaced.The girlfriend’s mom noticed the contorted look on Charlie’s face, “Is everything ok?”Charlie: “Oh yeah….yeah (cough) everything’s super, this is real good Mrs. J.”Charlie’s girlfriend looks at him knowingly, “It takes some getting used to. It’s an acquired taste.”Then Charlie’s girlfriend’s little 10 year old brother pipes up: “How do you acquire the taste of shit?”Charlie gasped, not believing what the boy had said. The silence around the table was deafening, but the dad after a couple of moments and another spoonful simply shrugged: “Practice”.

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