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If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.
There, even just eight hours last fucking forever.
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My dog pooped in my bed this morning
I forgive her though, shit happens.
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honey
Husband embraced wife from behind, said : “I love you, honey.”The wife gigled and said : “What are you, Winnie the Pooh?”The husband shocked and stood back, his eye is full of hurt and been betrayedThe wife noticed immediately and apologized : “I’m sorry, General secretary…I didn’t mean…”
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Why did the waiter’s computer system not work?
Because of a server error.
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Marvel have released their schedule for the next set of Spider-Man films
Spider-Man: HomecomingSpider-Man 2: Far From HomeSpider-Man 3: Going Back Home AgainSpider-Man 4: Going Out Again For A BitSpider-Man 5: Coming Back Once MoreSpider-Man 6: Leaving AgainSpider-Man 7: Aunt May Is Angry Because She Wants to Know Where I Keep Going But I Don’t KnowSpider-Man 8: Why Am I At The Supermarket?Spider-Man 9: This Is The Last Straw, Peter. Are You and Your Friends Doing Drugs?Spider-Man 10: Going From Home to the Doctor To Get An Early Onset Frontal Lobe Dementia Diagnosis
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Labour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch
r/MemeThatNews•Posted byu/DamoclesBDA20 minutes agoLabour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch
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I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
The best example of this is when your teacher said “If you’re ever nervous on stage, picture everyone in their underwear.” I try doing that as a 15 year old and I end up freaking out more.
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What are the 3 hottest things you can do to a woman during foreplay?
VacuumDishesLaundry
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My math teacher never goes outside.
I can tell, cos there’s no sin of his tan.
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Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left?
The opposite of right.