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Why did the bear have anger issues?
He was a bipolar bear
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I support LGBTQ
Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.
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I have a saying in life when it comes to kids
Adopt don’t shop
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Jack the Ripper goes to the Dr. with a stabbing pain…
Dr says, “Tell me more”.Jack says ” My whole shoulder is sore”.
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Has anyone heard of or have any experience with this board? It’s called SYL 08
I am thinking of getting this board as it does seem to have a good range (20-30km), and decent power (1650W x 2)My apprehension is that it seems quite cheap for the price and might not be as good. It says that is $419Here’s the link:https://www.geekbuying.com/item/SYL-08-Electric-Skateboard-Off-Road-With-Remote-Control-Black-392971.html
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My Co-worker gave me some motivational advice today
He said: “If you can figure out how to get something done naked with a stick, there should be no excuse not to do it now”I replied: “I guess I’ll go fuck myself”
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Have you seen the movie about constipation?
Oh wait no, it probably didn’t come out
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My friend was the best in Russian Roulette
He only lost once
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Do this next time you’re at the dentist.
So I was at the orthodontist today and I happened to look at my dentist’s face while I lay in the chair and he looked at my teeth. Now, as always, his face was upside down and he had his little mask thing on.For some reason, I saw his face as the right way up, which creates the funniest image ever – there’s bushy eyebrows below eyes, which is all there is on the face. I had to look away before I burst out laughing.I doubt you’ll understand what I mean, so have a look at this photo, and turn your phone upside down (rip desktop users).Basically, just try and find a face from your upside down dentist with their mask on next time they’re pulling your teeth out. It’s gonna make you lose your shit.
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My dad smashed my PS4 today
so i smashed his wife
Jokes
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