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What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
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two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the ‘no smoking’ sign, I have to smoke outside even when it’s winter.”The second one says: “I don’t like the ‘use the toilet only when the train is moving’ sign – before I push the carriage, I shit myself.”
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A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”
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Be honest JJ Abrams, Palpatine was not part of the original plan
Rian Johnson fucked up and you did fan service to try and work back fans and you failed miserably
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Why are niggas scared of lawnmowers and chainsaws?
RRRRUUNNNN – nigganigganigaanigga
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what did the librarian say after the suicidal kid tried to borrow a book on how to commit suicide
“Fuck no I know you’re not going to return it”
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It’s hard to tell jokes/puns to kleptomaniacs,
Since they take things literally.
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When life gives you melons
you’re dyslexic
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Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Because its RAW!
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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day
Then when I looked again it said ‘thick cut’
Jokes
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