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– Please describe yourself with 10 words.
I am sorry, but I do not understand the question.
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I’m really worried about going to San Diego, Long Beach, Anaheim, and Los Angeles
I think I have SoCal anxiety.
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Uga Buga or Death?
Three men who travelled to explore Africa got kidnapped by a large African tribe. The kidnappers locked the three man in small cages and left them there with no food or water for 3 days.After the three days had passed, the entire tribe gathered around the cages. Their leader, a huge African man with no clothes approached the first man and asked him loudly: “Uga Buga… Or death?”The man was shocked he didn’t know what to say so the leader asked again: “Uga Buga… Or death?”Since the man didn’t want to die he said in fear: “I choose Uga Buga”The tribe’s leader cheered: “Uga Buga”, pulled the man out of his cage and f***ed him while the entire tribe cheers.After 3 hours the leader grew tired, he threw the man back to his cage and the entire tribe left as the man cried.A day has passed and the ceremony was repeated.The entire tribe gathered around the cages and the leader approached the second man and asked him: “Uga Buga… Or death?”The second man was scared but he didn’t want to die so he said: “Uga Buga”
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My brother was playing on his Nintendo Switch…
When my mother walked into the the room and said:Oh you playing on your SD…I’m so proud of her… she’s now only two generations behind and backwards!
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A black man walked into a store with his friends
He grabbed some food and paid for it at the counter
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I ran a cheese company
At the start, my company was doing very well, we made the most beautiful cheddars and perfect Parmesans. After a few years however, sales started to dip, people were getting bored of our cheeses, profit reduced dramatically. I had to come up with a way to boost sales and ,eventually I decided to make a new type of cheese.Never before has the solution also been the Provolone
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What an amazing transformation by President trump…
Going from an Orange to an Impeach…I’ll be here all week
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What console do frenchmen play on?
WiiYes, I know this is a dad joke.
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A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.I thought, fuck me, I might win this
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I don’t get why Trump is angry about being impeached
He finally got something that Obama didn’t get.