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Did you hear about the gay sewage worker?
He doesn’t mind a squirter.
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Flat earthers used to think that the earth was round
But since then they’ve really ironed out their theory
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A burglar stole all of my lamps.
I should be upset, But right now I’m delighted.
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Two old Jews are walking past a church
A sign out front reads, “Convert to Catholicism, get $20.”The first Jew keeps walking, but soon notices his friend has stopped to take a closer look at the sign.”You’re not actually thinking about doing that, are you?” he asks his friend.The second Jew turns back and says, “I don’t know, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.” He goes inside the Church, and comes back out about thirty minutes later.”So,” says the first Jew, “did you get the twenty dollars?”The second Jew turns to his friend and says, “Oy, is that all you people think about?”
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Yo mama’s so fat
I took me all four fingers to swipe left in tinder.
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand by itself?
It was two tired
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Why don’t Americans switch from pounds to killograms all at once?
Because it will cause mass confusion
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your slogan says “when you’re here, you’re family”
Olive Garden Waiter: Sir, I am not adding you to my will.
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I thought of an appropriate parody: James and the giant impeachment.
Ain’t that just peachy.
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Animated cartoon squirrels are metaphors for the best soulmates.
They’ll do anything for love, and go Hammy on your cookie or Scrat on your nut.