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My neighbor is a 90 year old with alzheimer’s, I see him every morning and he asks me If I’ve seen his wife. Everyday I have to tell this poor man that his wife died 20 years ago. I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question
But the look of joy in his eyes whenever I answer him is worth the world.
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If someone can explain to me why my stuff constantly gets stolen..
My door is always open.
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Glass Coffins
Will they be popular?Remains to be seen
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I’ve been secretly injecting soap into my balls to see if I can jizz bubbles.
It’s time for me to come clean.
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I met a guy who was convinced that there were no words in the English language with more syllables than vowels….
I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refused to accept criticism.
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I went to the grocery store.
The sign said “No food or drinks inside”So I went home.
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I tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbor
… but he said he had naan.
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Isaac Newton died a virgin.
That means I have one up on history’s greatest scientific genius.Because I’m not dead.