out of bed
Remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes about computers, programmers, the internet and smartphones. Nerdy humor for IT people and everyone who has called tech support.
old way
A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.
goodbye
The first program of an emo-programmer is “Goodbye world”.. by bozhobg
autocorect
A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I… Read More »autocorect
wrong
Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.
replacement
We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access… Read More »replacement
prank
My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”
etiquette
how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
sent from
A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my… Read More »sent from