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Tech Jokes

Tech jokes about computers, programmers, the internet and smartphones. Nerdy humor for IT people and everyone who has called tech support.

police smartphone

In North Korea, they developed the first-ever smartphone, just like an iPhone. But if you ask Siri any questions, she reports you to the police.

advice

Dear Microsoft, If you had called it “Bang” instead of “Bing,” you’d have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.

it’s complicated

I had to change my relationship status on facebook to “It’s complicated” after breaking my right hand.

been here

“hmm ive been here before” “how do you know?” “the wifi connects automatically”

I love you

Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my Parents proud & get better grades.. Internet: What did you say ? Me: Nothing,… Read More »I love you

cookies

Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet? To get more cookies.

browsers

Google chrome: “what are we?!” firefox: “browsers!” opera: “browsers!” Google chrome: “what do we want?!” firefox: “fast internet!”   opera: “fast internet!”  Google chrome: “when do… Read More »browsers

free wifi

Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.

saddest

Saddest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: “When I’m feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping… Read More »saddest

fence

The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.