police smartphone
In North Korea, they developed the first-ever smartphone, just like an iPhone. But if you ask Siri any questions, she reports you to the police.
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
advice
Dear Microsoft, If you had called it “Bang” instead of “Bing,” you’d have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.
it’s complicated
I had to change my relationship status on facebook to “It’s complicated” after breaking my right hand.
been here
“hmm ive been here before” “how do you know?” “the wifi connects automatically”
I love you
Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my Parents proud & get better grades.. Internet: What did you say ? Me: Nothing,… Read More »I love you
cookies
Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet? To get more cookies.
browsers
Google chrome: “what are we?!” firefox: “browsers!” opera: “browsers!” Google chrome: “what do we want?!” firefox: “fast internet!” opera: “fast internet!” Google chrome: “when do… Read More »browsers
free wifi
Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.
saddest
Saddest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: “When I’m feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping… Read More »saddest
fence
The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.