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Tech Jokes

Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.

secure place

If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.

different

I don’t know babe, you have an iPhone and I have an Android. We’re just two completely different people.

before

Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor… Read More »before

hello, I am..

Internet was not working last night spent time with family. They seem to be nice people.

explanation

The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.

scanning

I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF

tha last night i…

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The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook

delete history

I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history.

huge…

Q. Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? A. Huge tits.