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Tech Jokes

Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.

not on fb

I don’t always tell my mother how much I love her. but when I do, it’s not on facebook!!

characters

I was over my blonde friend’s house and asked for her Wi-Fi password. She replied, “Mickey Goofy Pluto Daisy Cinderella Shrek Donkey Fiona Washington D.C.”… Read More »characters

our sofa

I walked in today and my wife slammed the laptop down on the table and said, “There’s pictures of naked women on the laptop, what… Read More »our sofa

except

I just explained Google images to my mum. ‘Pick anything to search for’, I said. She replied ‘What about a nice cream pie?’. ‘Except that.’… Read More »except

difference

Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of… Read More »difference

do you want?

I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one? I’ll print you one out.