true love
True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes about computers, programmers, the internet and smartphones. Nerdy humor for IT people and everyone who has called tech support.
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
strange country
Girls are like internet domain names. All the good ones are already taken, so I’m probably going to have to settle for one from a… Read More »strange country
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good… Sounds like Santas got Facebook
search history
When I die I want my internet search history to be read out at my funeral. That way all my friends and family will go… Read More »search history
r.i.p.
As the inventor of the computer mouse has died I can just imagine how his funeral will be. Drag and drop.
reason
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia…. I can’t sleep because I have internet.
The internet is a drug.
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your Facebook, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles… Read More »The internet is a drug.
smudge
Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.
“My dad says, you can check my computer.
“My dad says, you can check my computer. Is that right, Mr. Obama?” “He’s not your dad.”