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Tech Jokes

Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.

good signal

Just as I was thinking that technology ruined the art of conversation, my date looked up at me and smiled. “This is a fantastic restaurant,”… Read More »good signal

time to stop

I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. I wish my wife would stop it.

smartphone

I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.

characters

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

victim

Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbour’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!

available

Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I’m available.

prank

Every time I see someone with Google glasses I’m gonna run up and scream “image search diarrhea, safety mode off! open first 50 results in… Read More »prank

to see

My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.

password

* At A Restaurant* Waiter; What Would You Like? Me: The WiFi Password……