A programmer has just had a baby
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . .… Read More »A programmer has just had a baby
Tech Jokes
Tech jokes for programmers, IT crowds and anyone who has ever turned it off and on again. This collection of geek humor covers coders, computers, bugs and the everyday chaos of modern gadgets. There are exactly 10 types of people who will love these jokes, and you are probably one of them.
shouldn’t gen z be called millenials because our generation actually crosses the millenium?
according to google the years of gen z are 1995-2012 not agreeing but just confused
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet.
She didn’t succeed but she did leave a large visible crack.
Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing…
Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dogshit instead of walking around it.
I agree
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you’re just ignoring everything & click, “I agree.”
Could you tell
Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard… Read More »Could you tell
Elfie
If one of Santa’s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an “elfie”?
No replace
When asked if online comics would replace actual comic books, Stan Lee said, “Comic books are like boobs. They look great on a computer, but… Read More »No replace