No beer in Heaven
Old Lenard had passed away and was being buried. Just as the coffin was being lowered into the ground a friend tossed a handful of… Read More »No beer in Heaven
Religious Jokes
Religious jokes told with a light touch and a good heart. Priests, rabbis and the occasional pearly-gates gag walk into this collection of gentle, funny religious humor. Meant to make you smile rather than to preach, these jokes find the lighter side of faith for readers of every belief.
A cowboy walks into a bar…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of… Read More »A cowboy walks into a bar…
SATAN: I need more ideas on how to torture people
DEMON: Tell them they’re gonna watch Speed and put on Speed 2: cruise control insteadSATAN: What the fuck Morris, I love that.
Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches… Read More »A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger.The imam says “mine is the biggest God and I’ll give you an example;… Read More »A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
What did the monk say when he saw Jesus Christ’s face in his margarine?
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
A Muslim, a Christian, and a Rabbi walk into a house.
Chris Hansen: “Have a seat right over there.”