The rude skeleton!
Why did the skeleton burp in church?He didn’t have the guts to fart.
Religious Jokes
Religious jokes told with a light touch and a good heart. Priests, rabbis and the occasional pearly-gates gag walk into this collection of gentle, funny religious humor. Meant to make you smile rather than to preach, these jokes find the lighter side of faith for readers of every belief.
A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
The priest asked, “What is so troubling that you want to end your marriage?” The young man replied, “ My wife and I keep fighting… Read More »A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
I just read an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there’s a lot of cross referencing.
I saw a few nuns at a bus stop…one of them was smoking a cigarette, one of them was wearing a beanie…
You could say they had a couple bad habits.
I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to…
I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.
Conditions
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions
Over acting
A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating.. God asked him, how come??The man replied ; I’m… Read More »Over acting
Complaint
When I die, I’m not going to Heaven or Hell, I’m going to the Complaint Department.
My cross
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be… Read More »My cross
Recognition
One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says “It’s nice and sunny,… Read More »Recognition