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Religious Jokes

Religious jokes told with a light touch and a good heart. Priests, rabbis and the occasional pearly-gates gag walk into this collection of gentle, funny religious humor. Meant to make you smile rather than to preach, these jokes find the lighter side of faith for readers of every belief.

except

saw this girl the other day… She’s so beautiful it’s like in heaven above gaved her everything… well except my phone number

razor

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor

sense

It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.

nobody

nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody

heaven

She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.