I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off!
I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!
Police Jokes
Police jokes about cops, speeding tickets, arrests and the excuses people try when they get pulled over.
Traffic stops, clever criminals and officers who have heard every excuse in the book. Many of these start on the road, so you may also like our car jokes. When things end up in court, head to the lawyer jokes.
No license required to read, and no ticket for laughing.
Not a Damn Thing
So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I… Read More »Not a Damn Thing
We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my…
We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my money and now I am being arrested.
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her.… Read More »A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
Good idea
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that… Read More »Good idea
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas? Me: You said I had one phone call…
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018. He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.
2 minutes
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes
Friendly advice
A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing… Read More »Friendly advice