Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
Police Jokes
Police jokes and cop humor that will not get you a ticket. From donut cliches to speed traps and the classic good cop, bad cop routine, these funny police jokes arrest your attention and refuse to let go. Pull up a chair, you have the right to remain laughing.
Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says,… Read More »Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your… Read More »A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
A cop cought me doing donuts in the parking lot.
It was sad. Donuts was always such a good dog.
We don’t serve pandas in here…
A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. After the panda ate, he shot the waiter and left. They called the police and… Read More »We don’t serve pandas in here…
A warning to all.
Be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas. Quite rightly, police are out checking on people.Last night I went our for… Read More »A warning to all.
Why do the Hong Kong police get up early in the morning?
To beat the crowds.
My neighbor just got arrested for growing weed in his back yard.
Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was.
Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”
A “gruesome scene” according to the Daily News. “The truck went in reverse on Broadway from Canal St. north to Howard St., where it struck… Read More »Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”
I hate people who take drugs
like policemen and customs officers.