ignoring
Wife: What’s that beeping?” Me: “That’s my seat belt alarm.” Wife: “How can you ignore something so annoying?” Me: “Huh?”
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
autocorect
A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I… Read More »autocorect
how I met your mother
The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip… Read More »how I met your mother
one more
I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more
I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?”…
I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?” I said, “Playing poker at Dave’s.” She said, “Ok, what have you… Read More »I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?”…
remove
My wife is one of those people that can spot the humour in any given situation. And quickly remove it.
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.” I said, “Why do you never… Read More »My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?
I try to let my wife run things at home.
I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.
downside
I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.
coincidence
This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge. “Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.” “Oh no,” I replied cuddling… Read More »coincidence