I’ve noticed there is a shocking amount of sex on TV lately.
I’ve noticed there is a shocking amount of sex on TV lately. Especially when the wife goes out.
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
No sex
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex
your dragon
Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow… Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.
magical words
wife : Tell me those three magical words.. husband : it’s my fault.
to finish
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job… Read More »to finish
missing
I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you
let me..
“Please, just let me finish.” I said to my wife during an argument last night. “No I will NOT let you finish!” she yelled, pulling… Read More »let me..
JOKES
Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.
strange
A buddy of mine told me he found himself in a strange place after his divorce. He was standing in his kitchen.