Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out
Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar? asked a suspicious wife. No, I can’t, the husband said. I distinctly remember taking my… Read More »remember
Fred: “Why are you so upset? ” Harry: “My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning. ” Fred: “So what? ” Harry: “So she… Read More »Fred: “Why are you so upset?
HIM:”What do I need to buy for you to make me some guacamole?” ME:”A wedding ring.”
My wife told me women were better at multi tasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what, she… Read More »not better
My wife left me because of my obsession with The Beatles. It’s been a hard day’s night.
My wife and I have been trying to get pregnant for a few months now, so yesterday we went to an OBGYN’s office, to make… Read More »come inside
Sometimes I think that divorce would be easier than putting together the furniture my wife bought at IKEA.
I’ll never forget the day I got married. I’ve tried everything: drugs, alcohol, even hypnosis.
They say drugs and alcohol isn’t the answer. Unless they ask”What’s the secret to a happy marriage?”