Marriage Jokes

Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.

Not husband

Wife:dear,this computer is not working as per my command. Husband:its a computer not a husband……!!!

As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife. I said “Listen Susan,… Read More »As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was…

Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed this really fit bird that I couldn’t take my eyes off. She saw me… Read More »Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed…

The wife just told me that if I’m a good boy and eat all my dinner, she’s going to take me upstairs and fuck my… Read More »Lost appetite

” how old are you?” I asked my husband’s mistress. ” 20, I will be 21 in a few days!” ” Yeah we’ll see ”… Read More »We’ll see

My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.

Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with the Internet. Worse than that my son Google agrees with her.

Took the wife out for dinner last night & I was just about to order the steak when she said, “Why don’t you try something… Read More »long time

Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.　　　　　　　　 I was unbuttoning her blouse the other day, and she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”