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Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts.. BBC Homepage Top News Story – Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast… Read More »Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts..
I was sitting in a room with my Aunts, uncles and cousins I looked over at my grandmother who had the biggest smile on her… Read More »pride
My husband said last night, “Do you realise my mother is coming over for dinner in 5 minutes?” I replied, “Yes I know, I’m getting… Read More »ready
Me and my wife were having a romantic meal in a restaurant, when I said, “Close your eyes babe and don’t peek until I say… Read More »dinner at the restaurant
Brain: “Ok body, lets go to sleep”. Penis: “Hold the fuck up, I gotta get up and stretch for a second”.
I don’t know babe, you have an iPhone and I have an Android. We’re just two completely different people.
Men, never go to a bar to pick up women. Just hang out in the shower head section at Home Depot.
I’ve just dropped my wife off at her mom’s, on my way to the bar. Man I fucking love this helicopter.
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor… Read More »before
If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.