multi
I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.
Fun jokes
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fun Q&A
me : *washing car* neighbor : your washing your car ? me : no I’m watering to see if it grows into a bus
degrees
A man finds his wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks. Man: What the hell are you doing? Wife: Washing… Read More »degrees
missing
Husband throws darts at wife’s photo but not a single one hits the target. Wife from kitchen, “honey, what are you doing?” Husband, “Missing you… Read More »missing
too much
I just want to lose weight by staying in bed, watching TV, and eating chocolate chip cookies. Is that too much to ask??
secure place
If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
study
Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not.
history
School teacher: do you prefer modern history or ancient history? Me: I only know about clearing history.
Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.
so true
Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who’s got the better imaginary friend…