“People should just mind their own business,” probably the…
“People should just mind their own business,” probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on a social networking site.
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Classic- “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite…
Classic- “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.” -The Dog
revenge
A bird shat on my arm. So naturally I wiped it off with a piece of bread and fed it to the bastard. Check mate… Read More »revenge
The sight of a woman’s cleavage reduces a man’s ability to think…
The sight of a woman’s cleavage reduces a man’s ability to think clearly by 50% Per boob.
I put “your name” on my paper and when the teacher said “who put…
I put “your name” on my paper and when the teacher said “who put your name on their paper?” everybody raised their hands.
“My dad says, you can check my computer.
“My dad says, you can check my computer. Is that right, Mr. Obama?” “He’s not your dad.”
I will be answering all questions…with my middle fiinger today
i will be answering all questions…with my middle fiinger today
always listening
I’m not talking to myself, I’m talking to the NSA!
fried people
in a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment
love handles
My blonde friend said she’s getting some new piercings. I asked where. “My love handles,” she replied. “But what if you lose them?” I asked.… Read More »love handles