The internet is a drug.
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your Facebook, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles… Read More »The internet is a drug.
Fun jokes
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nothing new
They say the Kindle Fire is the first tablet that allows you to communicate with the cloud. I found I was able to communicate with… Read More »nothing new
cat life
How is it that whenever I run over a cat it’s on it’s 9th life?
the near future
Standing on the street, I was telling a co worker about how the government plants surveillance devices in street equipment to watch us… “That’s a… Read More »the near future
Swiss
“What’s the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?” “Well, the flag is a big plus!”
warning
My favorite bumper sticker: “If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.”
а finger
My blonde secretary had to take down a lot of notes, so I told her she could use my Dictaphone. She said, “No, thanks. I’ll… Read More »а finger
advice
Be yourself. Unless you want to be with me. Then be what I want. At the exact moment that I want it. – All women
what to do
After spending every spare minute of the last ten years trying to perfect my cloning machine, I finally cracked it last night. Now I don’t… Read More »what to do
smudge
Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.