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I was in a coffee shop a couple of weeks ago and I overheard this woman say, “Guys who drive expensive cars have small penises.”… Read More »honestly
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I was in a coffee shop a couple of weeks ago and I overheard this woman say, “Guys who drive expensive cars have small penises.”… Read More »honestly
Obama 2008: yes, we can Obama 2013: yes, we scan
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.
If you get drunk and don’t regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink!!
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
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Misspelled words can sometime ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife..”I’m having a great time, wish you were her.
Girl: My lips are so chapped! Nerd: Well, it’s your own fault for wearing mini skirts in winter.
The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
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Group sex… For those not capable of getting the job done themselves!!
When I was a kid, we all played spin the bottle. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it… Read More »at 16