the future
My art teacher told us to draw what the future would look like. Everyone drew flying cars and spaceships. I drew a shell gas station… Read More »the future
Fun jokes
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My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the…
My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the real reason I hired him.
O, shit…
My grandad asked me what I wanted for my birthday so I told him a ship in a bottle… Shame his hearing is getting bad.
cheers
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends!….. may they never meet!
advice
To my future kids: You are gonna start out with a flip phone,I don’t care if the Galaxy S10 is out,you are gonna know the… Read More »advice
prank
It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off… Read More »prank
reason
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia…. I can’t sleep because I have internet.
suddenly
I took off my boyfriend’s glasses last night and said, “Wow, you’re stunning!” He said, “And so are you…. …suddenly.”
fantasy
My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy… that we have health insurance.
awkward
There’s nothing more awkward than beating your family on a Wii game that requires the remote to be vigorously jerked back and forth, only for… Read More »awkward